I’m thinking of starting a new rule… once people create a smaller version of themselves (by having a baby), the Christmas present that I would normally get for them will now default to their miniature-selves.…

I’m thinking of starting a new rule… once people create a smaller version of themselves (by having a baby), the Christmas present that I would normally get for them will now default to their miniature-selves.…
I have quite vivid memories of being ‘made-up’ for calisthenics dance-competitions as a five-year-old. The prep-work started the night before; me standing on-top of the dinner table, while my mom demanded, in her rich American…